Was it second grade? Or fourth grade? The father of a boy in her class owned a novelty shop on the Boardwalk, and he sold all the kids big white buttons with their names in red. But of course they didn't have her name. She cried for what seemed like weeks. She cursed her parents.
Then there was the Nixon button, traded in for the Kennedy button.
The first button she ever wore seriously was during the 2004 election:
2004 No Carb Diet
No Cheney
No Ashcroft
No Rumsfeld
No Bush
Two out of four isn't bad, some people would say. But she's never been some people.